Bacon for breakfast and tea at a Chinese!
Bye!
Bacon for breakfast and tea at a Chinese!
Bye!
King Arthur’s school is the high school near me. To help us choose our GCSE projects next year we have to go to King Arthurs for two days this week. Here are the subjects we learned today and yesterday.
Yesterday we learned:
“You put the raw materials in at the top and then a series of conveyer belts and chutes…” that was as far as I got. he said
“You’re amazing!” and I got through to the second round.
But then he handed it over to a vote. He picked a top three: Me, Laurel and Harry. All the girls except me voted for Laurel. All the boys voted for Harry. I voted for me. I could see them looking at each other and one of them called out
“You can’t vote for yourself!” The boys outnumbered the girls, so Harry got the sweets. I was stunned. I mean, I knew that popularity would affect the votes a bit, and, though it would be great to win, I didn’t really expect it. But still, no votes at all! I really belive that if I added a way to power it and a bit more detail and someone mad my diagrams into a model, it would actually function!
Today I learned:
“No, it’s a safari holiday.” and hissed at me “That’s thinking more deeply about it!” Then the teacher said
“We’ve only got time to show one more freeze frame, so hands up who’s got something different. I don’t want another holiday or lottery win!” 😀
“You want to kill Harry, don’t you?”
“How could you tell?” I asked nonchalantly.
Bye 🙂
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Bye!
😀 I’m so excited, by 8am tomorrow my book will be published!!! I’ve always planned for this moment, my plans work better in my current school so it’s good that I published before I moved to Yorkshire. Here is what I shall hopefully accomplish by tomorrow:
Everyone will congratulate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s not nearly enough exclamation marks to express my happiness!!! And when I do get to Yorkshire on my first day I can do it all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My goal of publishing a book is finally achieved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a simple graph:
Levels of Happiness
Average: 🙂
Evil (and getting what you want): 😈
Incredibly lucky: 😀
Me (after publishing book)
We did an experiment using woodlice, we made a wet habitat and a dry habitat and a wet,dark habitat and a dry, dark habitat and saw which one the woodlice scurried to after three minutes, the teacher said that if they died or we were cruel to them she’d call our parents, which got me wondering. What if they died of old age (they only live five minutes!) or killed each other (they kept fighting!) how would we prove we didn’t crush them for fun?
SCENE ONE:
Sargent: We have a suspected case of murder. Two woodlice! (Points to crushed bodies) Suspects: Two kids. Cause of death: Crushing!
Officer: Some people make me sick! :-p
SCENE TWO:
Policeman: Did you kill the woodlice? (shouts) DID YOU?!!
Girl: (stuttering) n-n-no! They d-died of old age.
Policeman: Are you protecting someone? Do you by any chance know the real killers of woodlice two and one? You boy, who killed them?
Boy: No-one.
SCENE THREE:
Doctor: We will now begin the autopsy. (studies body) there are feeler-prints on the shell of one of the victims.
(Chief hurries over to do the fingerprints.)
Doctor: (dissecting the corpse) Oh god! This could blow our whole case wide open!
SCENE FOUR:
Chief: I have gathered all the suspects and everyone the force to reveal, the culprit is:
Woodlouse number three!
(Woodlouse number three tries to run off, but is caught and handcuffed)
Woodlouse number three: (Manically shouting) HOW DID YOU KNOW!??
Chief: Easy, you thought you could get away with it, but you left one vital clue.
A leg was found in the shell of the victims, it must have stuck there while he was being crushed, and as you can see Woodlouse number three only has: FIVE LEGS!
(Camera zooms in on woodlouse number three’s space where a leg should be)
Chief: Take him away
(Woodlouse number three is taken away!)
Bye!
PS No woodlice were harmed in the experiment our teacher assured us that outside the lab the woodlice are kept in a tank full of bark and grass and mud and whatever else woodlice eat.
Bye again!
Sorry!
Third day of the WOW week.
Bye!
Second day of WOW week:
Bye!
Today was the start of our WOW week. It’s a thing they planned where we all get taught history by university students for a week. Today my group learnt ‘Medieval life’ and how to paint frescoes.
Today’s conversation (As I remember it.)
SB: You’re a cow!
ME: You’re a shrimp!
SB: I’d rather be a shrimp than a fatty like you! Sitting on my butt eating crisps and reading! Yum Yum! (Actually I get lots of excersize, I do press-ups everynight! Still SB’s so small a pin would seem fat compared to him!)
(We push each other for a bit.)
SB: Watch out you might see a Gruffallo (Your guess is as good as mine…)
Next time:
SB: You’re a cow!
ME: At least if I was a cow I could trample annoying little weeds like you!
Bye!
PS Mum’s gone away for two weeks and for some reason hasn’t been skyping us! 😦